God Awful Movies
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🔒 Miracle at Manchester
This week, we invite Marsh and Dr. Alice on for a movie named after Manchester, only to discover that it’s not even their Manchester.A quick reminder that if you want to listen to just the audio Eli explains how to do that on any podcast player here: https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful/posts/answering-your-161268323
🔒 Mercy Streets
This week, we’re releasing the audio and video versions simultaneously for the first time ever! Welcome to the future, motherfuckers.Also, Moishe finally reveals his true identity. Or at least we say his real first name on purpose this time.
🔒 In the Blink of an Eye (2009)
This week, David AR White hopes to trick people into being Christian with his sweet wrist control and washboard abs.
🔒 The 7th Commandment
This week, Amanda Stern joins us to watch Christians try to do noir.Hear more from Amanda here: https://www.amandajanestern.com/podcasts.html
🔒 The Exependables
For this month’s secular bonus episode, we introduced notorious hater of action movies Cara Santa Maria to one of the genre’s least impressive exemplars.
🔒 The Apple
This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There’s Woke podcast join us for one of the most delightful entries into the GAM pantheon.
🔒 Average Joe
This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are.
🔒 Sins of Jezebel
We’re joined by the inimitable Cara Santa Maria for an atheist review of Sins of Jezebel, one of many biblical stories of women being the source of evil in the world.
🔒 The Carpenter
This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Carpenter, the story of Jesus as told through an MMA fight club in Nazareth, complete with anachronisms that would seem like a bit much to Fred Flintstone.
🔒 Forest Warrior (Video)
This month, you get to see what us hating the movie looks like!
🔒 Forest Warrior
This month, we set out in search of the very worst that Chuck Norris had to offer … that wouldn’t qualify for the main feed.And if you’d prefer to watch this one on video, a video version will be available momentarily!
🔒 The Keys of the Kingdom
This week, brand new guest masochist Vin from the Black Nerd Culture podcast joins us for a movie destined for the pantheon of “best worst things we’ve ever watched.”
🔒 Beauty and the Atheist
This week, new guest masochist Forrest Valkai joins us for a movie that is very clearly about him in all the least comfortable ways.Check out more from Forrest here: https://www.valkailabs.com/
🔒 House of Numbers
This week, Marsh joins us to try to make AIDS denialism funny again.
🔒 Melania – Live from San Francisco!
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us live on stage as we double the total viewership of Melania’s documentary.
🔒 The Girl Who Believes in Miracles
This week, Jay Novella of The Skeptics’ Guide to the Universe joins us to review a movie so generically dumb we couldn’t tell for sure if we’d already watched it.
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568: The RM
This week, Mark Hofeling joins us for an atheist look at “The RM.” It’s the story of all the things that make the Mormon missionary practice cruel and awful, made by people who somehow haven’t realized that.Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
567: Clash in the College
This week, Emma Thorne joins us for the story of an awkward filmmaker realizing that if he made a movie with ladies in it, ladies would have to talk to him.—Check out more from Emma on her YouTube channel.—If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
566: The Fort
This week, Viced Rhino joins us to review a hodgepodge of out-of-order scenes and retrofitted cameos that just barely crosses the bar of “movie.”—Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/—Check out more from Viced Rhino here: https://www.youtube.com/c/vicedrhinoIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
565: Citizen Vigilante
We’re joined by Michael Marshall to review the xenophobic fantasy nonsense of Citizen Vigilante.”Skeptics with a K” podcast: https://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/podcasts/skeptics-with-a-k”The Know Rogan Experience” podcast: https://www.knowrogan.com/The Skeptic UK: https://www.skeptic.org.uk/See us live in Washington DC: godawfulmovieslive.comIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
564: The Mandela Effect Phenomenon
This week, we watch a couple of YouTubers run out of Mandela Effect examples way earlier than they thought they would.Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastCome see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
563: Vanished: Left Behind: The Next Generation
The movie so nice they subtitled it twice.—Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
562: Miracle at Manchester
This week, we welcome Marsh and Dr. Alice back to discuss a miracle in Manchester. But not THEIR Manchester. And also not a miracle.Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan ExperienceCheck out more from Dr. Alice on Skeptics with a KIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
561: Mercy Streets
This week, we reach back into the earlier, slightly less pathetic portions of the career of both David AR White and David AR White, who take on dual roles in Mercy Streets.—Find more jason on instagram at @JasonsuranIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
560: In the Blink of an Eye (2009)
This week, Cecil Cicirello joins us for an atheist review of In the Blink of an Eye, in which David AR White tries to trick people into being Christian with his sweet wrist control and washboard abs.—Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance and the Know Rogan Experience—If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
559: The 7th Commandment
This week, Amanda Stern joins us for an atheist review of The Seventh Commandment; a story of what noir looks like when Christians try to do it without being so edgy.—Find more from Amanda here: https://www.amandajanestern.com/podcasts.html—If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
558: The Apple
This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There’s Woke podcast join us for the most fabulous film in the history of God Awful Movies.Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke and Gavel GavelCheck out more from Thomas on Opening ArgumentsIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
557: Average Joe
This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are.Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan ExperienceIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/