God Awful Movies
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🔒 God Awful Movies 574: Remember the Alamo! Don’t Sharia My Texas
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🔒 GAM 573: The Good Shepherd (2004)
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🔒 GAM 572: Singing with the Angels
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🔒 Young Washington
This week, Andrew Rakich of Atun-Shei Films joins us for a roast of Angel Studios’ Young Washington. A movie that cares as much about it’s subject as it does not being racist. Hear/See more of Andrew on his Youtube Channel If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us […]
🔒 God Awful Movies 568: The RM
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🔒 God Awful Movies 566: The Fort
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🔒 The Mandela Effect Phenomenon
No video this week, but you get to hear Cara really not enjoy herself, and that’s always nice.And don’t forget to pick up tickets to see us live in DC! godawfulmovieslive.com
🔒 June Bonus: The Wild Women of Wongo
This week, we realize how awkward our propensity for making fun of people’s appearances get now that you can see our ugly mugs the whole time.
🔒 Vanished: Left Behind: The Next Generation
This week’s episode is so amazing even its subtitle has a subtitle.Also, get your tickets for the live show in Washington DC on August 14th here: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/
🔒 Miracle at Manchester
This week, we invite Marsh and Dr. Alice on for a movie named after Manchester, only to discover that it’s not even their Manchester.A quick reminder that if you want to listen to just the audio Eli explains how to do that on any podcast player here: https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful/posts/answering-your-161268323
🔒 Mercy Streets
This week, we’re releasing the audio and video versions simultaneously for the first time ever! Welcome to the future, motherfuckers.Also, Moishe finally reveals his true identity. Or at least we say his real first name on purpose this time.
🔒 In the Blink of an Eye (2009)
This week, David AR White hopes to trick people into being Christian with his sweet wrist control and washboard abs.
🔒 The 7th Commandment
This week, Amanda Stern joins us to watch Christians try to do noir.Hear more from Amanda here: https://www.amandajanestern.com/podcasts.html
🔒 The Exependables
For this month’s secular bonus episode, we introduced notorious hater of action movies Cara Santa Maria to one of the genre’s least impressive exemplars.
🔒 The Apple
This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There’s Woke podcast join us for one of the most delightful entries into the GAM pantheon.
🔒 Average Joe
This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are.
Latest Free Episodes
574: Remember the Alamo! Don't Sharia My Texas
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for a movie that’s almost scientifically designed to piss her off as much as possible.—Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
573: The Good Shepherd (2004)
This week, YouTube’s own Andy King joins us for a movie that’s asking “whodunnit?” while the rest of us are asking “who cares?”—Hear more from Andy here: https://www.youtube.com/@andykingyt —If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
572: Singing with the Angels
This week, we find the Mormon movie that finally breaks Heath.—If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
571: Young Washington
This week, Andrew Rakich of Atun-Shei Films joins us for a roast of Angel Studios’ Young Washington. A movie that cares as much about it’s subject as it does not being racist. Hear/See more of Andrew on his Youtube Channel If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
570: The End of Men – Live From DC
This week, we tackle Tucker Carlson’s caterwauling about the fact that he can never find enough testosterone when he needs it. And we do it live from our Nation’s capitol.If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
569: Mobsters and Mormons
This week, Dan Beecher of Data Over Dogma and Thank God I’m Atheist joins us to keep Mormon Movie Month rolling along with an hour and forty-five minutes of uninterrupted stereotypes — I’m talking about the movie, not Dan’s commentary.Hear more from Dan on Thank God I’m Atheist and Data Over DogmaIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
568: The RM
This week, Mark Hofeling joins us for an atheist look at “The RM.” It’s the story of all the things that make the Mormon missionary practice cruel and awful, made by people who somehow haven’t realized that.Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
567: Clash in the College
This week, Emma Thorne joins us for the story of an awkward filmmaker realizing that if he made a movie with ladies in it, ladies would have to talk to him.—Check out more from Emma on her YouTube channel.—If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
566: The Fort
This week, Viced Rhino joins us to review a hodgepodge of out-of-order scenes and retrofitted cameos that just barely crosses the bar of “movie.”—Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/—Check out more from Viced Rhino here: https://www.youtube.com/c/vicedrhinoIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
565: Citizen Vigilante
We’re joined by Michael Marshall to review the xenophobic fantasy nonsense of Citizen Vigilante.”Skeptics with a K” podcast: https://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/podcasts/skeptics-with-a-k”The Know Rogan Experience” podcast: https://www.knowrogan.com/The Skeptic UK: https://www.skeptic.org.uk/See us live in Washington DC: godawfulmovieslive.comIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
564: The Mandela Effect Phenomenon
This week, we watch a couple of YouTubers run out of Mandela Effect examples way earlier than they thought they would.Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastCome see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
563: Vanished: Left Behind: The Next Generation
The movie so nice they subtitled it twice.—Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/