God Awful Movies
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🔒 GAM004: Left Behind (2000)
If we can make it through this trilogy, we can make it through anything…
🔒 GAM 003: War Room
This week, we’re joined by actress and creator of laughs, Keisha Zollar. You can learn more about Keisha here:http://www.keishazollar.com/http://www.ingametheseries.com/http://www.thesoulgloproject.com/And if you’d like to hear more from Ryan Slotnick, you can do that here:http://evilgiraffesonmars.com/
🔒 GAM002: NO GREATER LOVE
Okay, looks like we went crazy with the record again this week and ended it up with over two and half hours of review on a two hour movie… but believe me, there was at least two and a half hours of stupid crammed into that movie.
🔒 GAM001: MIRACLE MAN
Alright, so we probably got a little carried away with the debut, and as such it has a lot more bonus content than future Patreon exclusives will probably have. After all, this episode is almost half an hour longer than the movie we’re reviewing. That being said, we certainly hope it meets your expectations.Thanks again […]
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61: Wicked Vultures
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of “Wicked Vultures”, the third film in the “Vultures of Horror” series. Listen along as Kwame continues not to be the chief, his wife continues to use magical laser-vultures to nominally increase her bodega sales, and the producers fail once more to buy a god damn pop filter. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
60: Confessions of a Prodigal Son
In this week’s episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up once more for an atheist review of Confessions of a Prodigal Son; the heart bypassing story of some middle-class white kid that mistook being hungover for having real problems. Also, three minutes and nine seconds of Kevin Sorbo. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
59: Vaxxed
On this week’s episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up with the Scibabe, Yvette D’Entremont, for a skeptical review of Vaxxed: Cover Up to Catastrophe. In this baby-manslaughtering propaganda piece, we learn that some people shouldn’t be trusted with medical licenses, others shouldn’t be trusted with children, and still others with video cameras and editing equipment. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts Sources: http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2014/08/28/a-bad-day-for-antivaccinationists-a-retraction-and-the-cdc-whistleblower-issues-a-statement/ https://leftbrainrightbrain.co.uk/2016/03/22/andrew-wakefield-releases-the-trailer-for-his-william-thompson-video-slick-production-and-dishonesty/ http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2014/08/28/a-bad-day-for-antivaccinationists-a-retraction-and-the-cdc-whistleblower-issues-a-statement/ http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2016/05/25/andrew-wakefield-and-del-bigtree-privileged-white-males-harming-african-americans-with-antivaccine-misinformation/ http://lizditz.typepad.com/ispeakofdreams/2016/05/who-is-polly-tommey.html http://thinkingmomsrevolution.com/mrs-reed-mrs-schneider-go-washington/ http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/?s=Mark+Blaxill https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/andrew-wakefields-vaxxed-antivaccine-propaganda-at-its-most-pernicious/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LucMontagnier#Responses.2Ccriticismsandinterview https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DanBurton#Autism http://www.snopes.com/MEDICAL/DISEASE/cdcwhistleblower.asp http://canaryparty.org/
58: Time Changers
On this week’s episode, Noah, Heath and Eli team up for an atheist review of Time Changers; a cinematic exploration of the dumbest possible use of a time machine.
57: The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join up with a mysterious friend for an atheist review of The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah, a movie about a young Christian boy in South Dakota and his relentless efforts to cure his Jewish neighbors of their Judaism. Seriously. That’s what it’s about. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
56: God's Club
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of God’s Club, the story of Stephen Baldwin trying desperately to open his eyes up all the way. Set amid the backdrop of a churchless town in Vermont, a faithful science teacher tries to overcome the death of his wife, his lack of acting talent, and a couple of atheist mean girls with murder on their mind. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
55: The Masked Saint
In this week’s episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Masked Saint, the story of Nacho Libre, except for realsies. This convoluted and uncomfortable hybrid combines elements of wrestling movies, superhero flicks, and Christian cinema to form a confused mess of stupidity. That we watched. On purpose. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
54: God's Not Dead
It’s been a year, so we figured Eli had finally earned an episode off. So we invited Tom and Cecil to join us for an atheist review of God Not Dead; the review that, in a round about way, got this show started. Incidentally, if you’d like to hear Eli’s thoughts on God’s Not Dead, check out Episode 59 of The Scathing Atheist. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
53: Passion of the Christ LIVE from NYC
This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Passion of the Christ, also known as the first inhalation after Mel Gibson’s last gasp of sanity. In the first ever live record of God Awful Movies, a sold out crowd at the People’s Improv Theater in Midtown Manhattan join us in a night of mockery, revelry, and blatant anti-Semitism. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page. This podcast is a production of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC; copyright 2016, all rights reserved.
52: What the Bleep do we Know?
In this week’s episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for a skeptical review of What the Bleep do we Know?, the 2004 classic of quantum woo. From “scientific” studies that show you can meditate away high murder rates to “scientific” “proof” that water gets sad when you say mean things to it, this film crams so much bullshit into one place there’s no way to describe it but impacted. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
51: Vultures of Horror 2
On this week’s episode, we pull a late audible and Heath, Noah, and Eli join forces for an atheist review of Vultures of Horror 2. In the second edition of everyone’s favorite supernatural Nigerian Christian soap opera, nothing happens. But he still talk about it for an hour. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page. This podcast is a production of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC.
50: Day When the Sun Rises in the West
In this week’s episode, Heath, Noah, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Day When Sun Rises in West: Film that Shock the World. In this tale of inevitable destruction, four Muslim friends wonder if the end times will disturb their exciting life of chicken eating, rubble visiting, and cartoon sound effects. Combining poorly translated air conditioner instructions style subtitles, visual effects that wouldn’t have made it passed the Vultures of Horror directors, and the typical Muslim tendency to take all the crazy up to eleven, Day When Sun Rises in West earns a place towards the very top of the “worst nonsense we’ve ever sat through” rankings. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page. This podcast is a production of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC. Copyright 2016, all rights reserved.