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67: Blood Freak
In this week’s show, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Blood Freak, the single greatest use of the cinematic medium in both history and future. It’s the classic story of boy meets girl, eats poisonous science-turkey, gets turned into a blood drinking mutant, and then turns to Jesus. If you’d like to pick up tickets to see us live in Chicago on Friday, January 13th, you can find them here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
66: King's Faith
On this week’s episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of King’s Faith; the story of a human who does things, many of which are unrelated to one another. That’s the closest we could collectively come to a plot synopsis. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
65: Holyman Undercover
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Holyman Undercover, the story of a bunch of Christian extremists trying to write about other Christian extremists so as to make them seem wacky. Watch as Baptist evolution deniers throw down against Anabaptist zipper deniers in a film that features David AR White taking on dual roles, and failing miserably at both. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
64: The Atheist Delusion
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Atheist Delusion, a hybrid of man on the street interviews with high teenagers who can’t explain cosmology to Ray Comfort, and left over stock footage of animals. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
63: I'm Not Ashamed
This week, Eli and Noah team up with writer, comedian, improv artist, and guest masochist Keisha Zollar for an atheist review of “I’m Not Ashamed”; a film about how it’s okay to exploit the deaths of thirteen people in a tragic school shooting, as long as you’re doing it for Jesus. If you’d like to hear/see more of Keisha, you can find her website here: http://www.keishazollar.com/ If you’d like to keep up with her on Twitter, you’ll find her here: https://twitter.com/keishaz Special thanks to Morgan Clarke for some background music in this week’s show. If you’d like to hear him do music for realsies, you can find him here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
62: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
In this week’s episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli join you live from QED in Manchester, England for an atheist review of “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.” In this obituary to Ben Stein’s career, the monotone gopher of humanity posits a direct link between Darwinian evolution and Nazi death camps, and doesn’t even have the decency to beat around the bush about it. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
61: Wicked Vultures
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of “Wicked Vultures”, the third film in the “Vultures of Horror” series. Listen along as Kwame continues not to be the chief, his wife continues to use magical laser-vultures to nominally increase her bodega sales, and the producers fail once more to buy a god damn pop filter. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
60: Confessions of a Prodigal Son
In this week’s episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up once more for an atheist review of Confessions of a Prodigal Son; the heart bypassing story of some middle-class white kid that mistook being hungover for having real problems. Also, three minutes and nine seconds of Kevin Sorbo. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
59: Vaxxed
On this week’s episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up with the Scibabe, Yvette D’Entremont, for a skeptical review of Vaxxed: Cover Up to Catastrophe. In this baby-manslaughtering propaganda piece, we learn that some people shouldn’t be trusted with medical licenses, others shouldn’t be trusted with children, and still others with video cameras and editing equipment. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts Sources: http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2014/08/28/a-bad-day-for-antivaccinationists-a-retraction-and-the-cdc-whistleblower-issues-a-statement/ https://leftbrainrightbrain.co.uk/2016/03/22/andrew-wakefield-releases-the-trailer-for-his-william-thompson-video-slick-production-and-dishonesty/ http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2014/08/28/a-bad-day-for-antivaccinationists-a-retraction-and-the-cdc-whistleblower-issues-a-statement/ http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2016/05/25/andrew-wakefield-and-del-bigtree-privileged-white-males-harming-african-americans-with-antivaccine-misinformation/ http://lizditz.typepad.com/ispeakofdreams/2016/05/who-is-polly-tommey.html http://thinkingmomsrevolution.com/mrs-reed-mrs-schneider-go-washington/ http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/?s=Mark+Blaxill https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/andrew-wakefields-vaxxed-antivaccine-propaganda-at-its-most-pernicious/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LucMontagnier#Responses.2Ccriticismsandinterview https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DanBurton#Autism http://www.snopes.com/MEDICAL/DISEASE/cdcwhistleblower.asp http://canaryparty.org/
58: Time Changers
On this week’s episode, Noah, Heath and Eli team up for an atheist review of Time Changers; a cinematic exploration of the dumbest possible use of a time machine.